Shake that Laffy Taffy

I saw a riddle on Facebook a few weeks ago and it reminded me of the Laffy Taffy jokes Ashley, Lindsey, Kristen, Carey, and me used to read in college. They were a staple at all of our get-togethers. Silly I realize, but innocent and fun nonetheless. How many can you guess? I’ll post the answers tomorrow. J 

1. What is smarter than a talking bird?
2. Why don’t oysters give to charity?
3. Why is it so hard to play games in the jungle?
4. What did the finger say to the thumb?
5. How can you find Will Smith in the snow?
6. Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his supper?
7. Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop?
8. How does the moon get his haircut?
9. What do you call a pig that does karate?
10. What has four legs and goes boo? (Warning: This is a speech joke.)

Bk

"A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones." Proverbs 17:22