Answers Tell All

As promised, here are the answers to yesterday's post:

1. What is smarter than a talking bird?
• A spelling bee.
2. Why don’t oysters give to charity?
• They're shellfish.
3. Why is it so hard to play games in the jungle?
• Because there are too many cheetahs!
4. What did the finger say to the thumb?
• I glove you.
5. How can you find Will Smith in the snow?
• Look for the fresh prints.
6. Why didn’t the teddy bear finish his supper?
• He was already stuffed.
7. Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop?
• To get the scoop.
8. How does the moon get his haircut?
• Eclipse it.
9. What do you call a pig that does karate?
• Porkchop!
10. What has four legs and goes boo? 
• A cow... Sorry, I told you it was a speech joke.J

How many did you get right??  I realize they're not original, but they still make me laugh.

And just because I am feeling extra sentimental tonight... here are a few throwback pictures of the girls I used to read Laffy Taffy jokes with.  Did I mention they were also apart of my accountability group in college?!  That just may have to be another blog post for another day:).

Stay warm,
Bk